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“I went out drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.”

“There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, how in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?”

Ian: Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?
Colin: I don’t know.
Ian: Rainbow Foods!

– Joke submitted by Ian C., Minneapolis, Minn.

 

Q: Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
A: Her red ones were in the wash!

Q: What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald?
A: A Shamrock Shake.
“If you want praise, die. If you want blame, marry. – Unknown”

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.”

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!

– Joke submitted by David K., Shelby Township, Mich.
“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”
“There are many good reasons for drinking; one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, How in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?”

Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!

– Joke submitted by Seth F., Frederick, Colo.

Keenan: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
Liam: What?
Keenan: “Wee-cyclers!”

-Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.

Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
Cody: I dunno.
Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

– Joke submitted by Andy K., Perkasie, Pa.

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.”

Carrot: Knock, knock.
Potato: Who’s there?
Carrot: Irish stew.
Potato: Irish stew, who?
Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

– Joke submitted by J.S., Hayward, Calif.
“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”

Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.
– Joke submitted by Tommy F., Aberdeen, Md.

Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
Ally: I have no idea.
Jack: On his brag-pipes.

– Joke submitted by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.

“As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I’m going to punch someone.”

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1.“May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies.”

2.“If you’re luck enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!”

3. “We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”

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